~FROM JOHN COOPER~ A FRICKIN' ELEPHANT!!!!
A class of five-year olds are learning to read.
One of them pointed at a picture in a zoo book and said, "Look at this! It's a frickin' elephant!"
The teacher took a deep breath, then asked..."What did you call it?"
"It's a frickin' elephant miss! It says so on the picture!"
And so it does...
" A f r i c a n Elephant "
Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.